Vocaloid, CRANK 2 !

this is "i think" fanart to represent a vocaloid named Hatsune Miku


sup people of /blogger/, i am currently downloading a software known as "vocaloid"
apparently its a voice synthesis program that can make songs just by inputting lyrics and tune
its 685 MB so i'll only get it a few days later. I'll be sure to let you in on the fun when i get it!

anyways, the movie, THE MOVIE "CRANK 2 HIGH VOLTAGE" is freaking awesome
or should i say fucking awesome to exploit on the fact that the show is extremely vulgar
basically its about this guy, Chev Chelios that has a ridiculously powerful heart

his nice beating heart...

it is supposedly so powerful that it can still keep him alive after taking poison and falling from a helicopter


collision time : 0.00000000000001 second

mass : approximately 60-70 kilograms
drop height : from a helicopter, figure it out
impulsive force : FUCKING MASSIVE

and he lives!!!

apparently a very respected man of the Triad was going to die and needed a powerful heart to replace his own, coincidence?
then the chinese mob went about to take out his heart and replaced it with an artificial one

but when he was escaping he got into an accident and the external battery pack was destroyed
so he needs to shock himself up with electricity once in a while to keep his internal battery working

thinking


and doing

the funniest part of the whole movie is the scene where he needed to recharge at a stadium
but there was no voltage boxes around, so he needed to cause friction with another person to create electricity through the transfer of electrons

how you say? basically, he needs to rub his body with another person
and the worst part is that at first he was suppose to rub Chester from Linkin Park

yes, THE lead singer of Linkin park, but then he rubbed himself all over this old woman
and at last, he went to fuck his girlfriend in front of the stadium, on the tracks
and everybody was cheering for them, lol
the most obscene part was when they showed the horse penis erect
ewwwwww, just be thankful im not showing that screenshot

they love this catchphrase

this was another funny scene from the movie

it seems that this

can lead to this

"so how's the little wanker?"