Michael Jackson R.I.P. FTW

aww man, he didn't even manage to finish his last tour
it would be great if he made a comeback like he didn't die
finished his 50-night tour, cleared his debt and name
then he officially dies
that would be awesome, a real happy ending
but it seems that he really died so, R.I.P. Michael Joseph Jackson
image dump will be concluded next week

"it don't matter if you're black or white"

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Vocaloid, CRANK 2 !

this is "i think" fanart to represent a vocaloid named Hatsune Miku


sup people of /blogger/, i am currently downloading a software known as "vocaloid"
apparently its a voice synthesis program that can make songs just by inputting lyrics and tune
its 685 MB so i'll only get it a few days later. I'll be sure to let yo
u in on the fun when i get it!

anyways, the movie, THE MOVIE "CRANK 2 HIGH VOLTAGE" is freaking awesome
or should i say fucking awesome to exploit on the fact that t
he show is extremely vulgar
basically its about this guy, Chev Chelios that has a ridic
ulously powerful heart


his nice beating heart...
it is supposedly so powerful that it can still keep him alive after taking poison and falling from a helicopter


collision time : 0.00000000000001 second
mass : approximately 60-70 kilograms
drop height : from a helicopter, figure it out

impulsive force : FUCKING MASSIVE

and he lives!!!


apparently a very respected man of the Triad was going to die and needed a powerful heart to replace his own, coincidence?
then the chinese mob went about to take out his heart and replaced it with an artificial one

but when he was escaping he got into an accident and the external battery pack was destroyed
so he needs to shock himself up with electricity once in a while to keep his internal battery work
ing


thinking


and doing


the funniest part of the whole movie is the scene where he needed to recharge at a stadium
but there was no voltage boxes around, so he needed to cause friction with
another person to create electricity through the transfer of electrons

how you say? basically, he needs to rub his body with another person
and the worst part is that at first he was suppose to rub
Chester from Linkin Park

yes, THE lead singer of Linkin park, but then he rubbed himself all over this old woman
and at last, he went to fuck his girlfriend in front of the stadium, on the track
s
and everybody was cheering for them, lol
the most obscene part was when they showed the horse penis erect
ewwwwww, just be thankful im not showing that screenshot


they love this catchphrase

this was another funny scene from the movie


it seems that this


can lead to this

"so how's the little wanker?"

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You asked for it!

well actually you didn't but i don't care!
heheheheheh, to my dear friends
i give to you ELFEN LIED !!!
intro:
the series follows a dumbass through a part of his life where he re-meets his long lost friend, Lucy, which lost her memory when escaping the diclonious research facility

as you guessed, she is a special mutated race of humans which have 'horns' protruding out of their skull. Diclonious have special invisible arms called 'vectors' which can manipulate matter at an atomic scale, meaning they can cut through steel and whatnot, including blowing up your brains from the inside out!


Lucy, later renamed Nyu because that's all she can say when she lost her memory


She is currently half dead due to the fight with another diclonious

Our second diclonious, Nana or #7


after fighting with Lucy, she got her limbs cut off and was going to die until her ''father" saved her



Out third diclonious, #35 cause i don't remember her name


awe man, that sadistic piece of shit killed her mom...

how? here's how

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2nd week

so how's everybody?
from the blogs, not so much huh?
it seems that everywhere (online) i go there is s
omeone sad or making people sad
so cheer up everybody! its the holidays, even if its damn annoying to me

lol, read some haruhi doujin
and NO, its not H doujin, its funny and happy shit
to cheer people up from all the shit around
so go read it! just search for Tsuruya-ke no Okite, the legendary haruhi doujin!
don't search the legendary haruhi doujin though, lol
prologue : Megassa Nyoro

awww man, hatsu inu is so awesome, and its sweet and happy H
unlike the extreme ones like bible black or dark lo
ve
man.... nobody faps to that shit, its just for the psychos out there

oooooohhhhhh yeah elfen lied rocks like shit
cause..... yeap u guessed it!
bet you we're thinking its anime or hentai right?
well, yeah its anime....BUT its not the type of anime you would want to watch with your parents
cause...... nope, ITS NOT PORN DAMMIT
cause its bloody violent that;s why

they are using lolis (japanese term for small cute kids with oversized heads and eyes) to kill and murder like fucking sociopaths!!!
but its just sooooooo good..~~
the only problem is that the male character sucks, and its a bloody harem (japanese term describing a MALE character is surrounded and loved by TONS of FEMALE characters) anime
and i don't like harems.... cause they're everywhere
owh except Ouran, reverse harems are the in thing!

anime anime anime, all i ever talk about is anime rig
ht?
hey DOCTOR, i got a thread up in /c/ with this as the OP pic
go find it and contribute!
" MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!! "
http://zip.4chan.org/w/res/739745.html

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1st week

so what's up with the holidays guys?
its been pissing me off so much lately
or is it just because there's no school?
whatever...

have so many karate class la...
monday, wednesday, thursday, saturday and sunday...
and on thursday during practice, some member of the ipoh road dojo broke his knee
its like the upper part went to the left and the lower part went to the right
man was it so freaky, it was so painful that he cried
and these guys are athletes you know, they practise sparring everyday
and ouch...

oh and there was a MAN VS WILD special with....
WILL FERRELL
who the hell is he? i know he;s famous la but i don;t know who he is though...
here's part 2, if you're actually interested go search for the rest on youtube
i used part 2 because part 1 took so long to load for some reason..



oh and saturday and tuesday was fun guys, liked the barbecued fish
don;t look for the pics here, go look at ityra or yin yie;s blog

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